Watch this for the sake of Humanity

Thank you xx

(yep that is my dog)

welll...... to much to say and to much time :D

well where do i begin hmmmm well i think i last posted in march some time...... yepppp wow that was a long time ago :) (btw i'm not caring about punctuation or aanything ya know, no point.) soo well phoebe(my puppy) is growing up now shes sooooo cute :D anyway i have started horse riding and apparently i'm a natural (just doesn't make any sense) and i now constantly have aching legs. you know what they say, no pain no game. they made me ride a massive horse 16hands gasssspppp and if any of you don't know how big that is heres a diagram
  

hee hee jokes but he was still quite massive.

the rounders season has started and i am the official bowler (unofficially) i did a very good job of being captian (nope) and completely embarrassed me myself and the team lols

extremly pleased with my self- managed to finish the first lord of the rings book :DDDDDDDDD and guess what- i understood it :DDDDDDDDD happppppyyyyyyyyyyyy and have now nearly finished the two towers. hee hee although i can't stop saying myy presssiouss  at everything. gollumnness is catchable youknow :{ still these books don't top the hobbit mine favourite book of all time and i have read bout 50 times starting from when i was 9 :D lols lols
soo sad when thorin dies *snifff*

in other news i entered the SP competition and have extreme doubts that it was crap........ hee he  oh welllllll

summer is apparently here

 

seems about right
my birthday in 16 dayyyyyysss woooootttticklesssssss heeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeee

vita

KONY 2012

please please please watch this. The most important thing you will watch this year. Tell everyone, share it, watch it,  worst guy in the world
watch this and imagine it was you

I don't care what you do after watching this but just please tell everyone

thank you.

Vitaxx

29th of feburary

I most likely post this again because a) we may all die 21st december 2012 b) I most likely will have lost interest in blog in 2016 c)there will be know electricity in 2016
:D

TEOTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEOTW (the end of the world (skulduggery pleasant))was absolutely brilliant. Read it as soon as I got home....... I feel  so sorry for Ryan though... *sniff* I suppose i feel even more sorry for Dafydd. That wood chipper has got to be a painful way to go..... *shiver*
I love the deleted scenes although I have to say I prefer the warm, happy relationships with the parents.
And I love the rule "we don't talk about vampires" that fits in nicely with my life. I can quite happily live with that rule.
"Is it Deacon?"
"It is"
"Is he sick?"
"It's a bit worse than that."
"is he dying?"
"He was briefly, now he's dead"


lolsifying


In other news my Mum is seriously proposing that we go to australia in December. I would really like to go, and defiantly snorkel on the great barrier reef. :D
this is one of the things I don't want to meet

quite poisonous


I do want to meet

awwwww
:D


In other news I'm going to see olly murs and rizzle kicks live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
wooooooooooooooot
happpy

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ectect

*gasp* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you'll never guess what film i went to see today......... yep you guessed "The woman in black"


Yep that bit was f***ing scary. And all the other bits. And her scream was awful. And now I have a feeling that someone's watching me *shifty glances*
DO NOT GO AND SEE IT.
well you can if you want but don't say I didn't warn you.
well the main guy is fricking stupid, I mean you don't go opening doors to dead kids now do you and follow the muddy foot prints and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FLASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sOME ONE bring me a Paper BAg



OK panic over, but what I want to know is what happened to the dog??????????
and I liked this film cause it didn't have a happy ending, I'm cynical like that :D



this is him being very thick!#




good night all and lets hope for as little as possible nightmares!


:D
xx

Queen of the Bods.

Yet again the title says it all (sort of)
Let me explain:
It had been a hard first 4 periods at school and everyone was looking forward to lunch and couldn't really be bothered about form time but yet we all had to go. Our form tutor wasn't at school so we had the deputy head of house stand in *bluh* I don't like her, well no-one does. She is a German teacher after all. She blabbered on about something for a while then said "I have some good news, which just basically meant "I have some news"
what she said went like this "3 people in class have come in the top 10% of your year for effort and achievement" and we were all like so what. "so she said 2 of the girls names of people in my class and made them all blush and then she said "and Vita has come 1st in the whole year." That made me cringe to the sun and back and go so red I could be mistaken for a tomato. So from now on my nickname is queen of the bods and if  I ever call some one a bod the are officially allowed to call me a hypocrite but they do that at the risk of their head (yep I have that privlalige now as well.)  :D

on other news it's gonna snow and my puppy does not like collars,
Vitaxxx

Getting a dog on Sunday!

Yet again the title says it all but what it doesn't say is that I NEED DOG NAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she is a girl jack rustle cross patter dale cross spaniel cross possibly sausage dog ect ect
her are some pics to help you imaginative peoples minds

BTW thats not my foot!

and now to sooth your mind some sheep standing on sheep (sort of)

and now the cat that will be utterly terrified by this puppy

  oh so sweet as well
:D


other news my cough has gone but now I have a cold which makes my n's sound like d's

lols

Christmas may be over but I still have my bloody cough.

The title says it all.
*cough*

POTATOES

that is all I have to say to you..........
except da fact Holly is "going out" with Alex.... :D
I know right..... Hilarious.....












CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SMILES!!!!!!





Fraid theres gonna be lots o' pics

















































Lols




Vitaxx

God I'm depressed

I should probably have put the title as something like R.I.P Gina or something like that but I'm just to dam feeling awful to write anything like that. My gerbil died to day, her name was Gina and she was the joint best Gerbil ever. I don't know what killed her, my dad just pointed out she wasn't well and within 15mins she had a jumping fit, bitten me then died. I'm hopelessly crying right now, not even trying to be tough. And I feel sorry for her sis who has now got know one to groom her or play fight or do gerbil stuff with. Ans seeing as gina was the sort of leader I don't know how coco will cope. Uh but the worst thing is thatgerbils are supposed to live atleast 4 year years and Gina was only 2. *sniff* I need people to comfort me, I am now at the stage of blaming myself even though I know it wasn't my fault. I will put some photo's of Gina now. You look at then while a curl into a ball of self dispair.

*sniff*

On another note happy b-day Holly. But I'm afraid I now know it as Gina's deathday so don't be offend if I cry everytime you mention ur b-day.

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            /             \            

 |    R.I.P   |

                                                                              |   Gina     |
                                                                              |Loved by all |
                                                                              |________|

Even more slightly confufling story. :D

Dum dum dum........ New story, I have no idea where I got it from.... and no idea where its going... anyway I hope we are all well..... good good, I told you fred you should go and see a doctor about that..... no it is NOT normal to have purple smoke rings drifting out of your head then tap dacing on your head, like I said go see doctor. Right anyway goood POTATOES!!!

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Monday mornings. Everyone hates them. Many famous, inspirational people have hated them to, such as Garfield… and…. Hmmm…. Shakespeare? No?  I’ll come back to you on that one.  But anyway, adults always criticize others getting up skills especially if they(the adults) have had years of experience of which leads to incontinence, I mean incompetence and they forget how hard it is to get up especially when you’re 12 and watched too much TV last night and have to go to school the next day. It’s even harder when it’s the end of the summer holidays and your bed has just had an extra comfy mattress installed which even gives little massages when it thinks you feel tense. It’s a well-known fact that beds are most comfy between the times of 6:30am – 8:00am (or after a tiring walk which you mum made you go on) Your probably thinking “6:30am-8:00am why on earth is it that time?” well I’ll tell you, it’s because that’s the average time people get out of bed and then get back in them, stupid, and 3 year old could of worked that out. Tut tut. 

And Steph was exactly like the description which I have just written so finely down (except she wasn’t Garfield/Shakespeare and doesn’t have a massaging bed) but sadly, her parents weren’t very nice people, by that I mean they were perfectly decent people to everyone else, and to Steph but through Steph’s eyes they were the most awful thing that had ever been and had many times had arguments in which she had commented that they were in league with certain historic figures such as Hitler, Starling and Tony Blair. Steph was also quite the politician who went against whoever and whatever her parents supported and Steph would also do a lot of research on the party/person that her parents were going to vote for and then have a massive argument about why the shouldn’t vote for them and she would always win. But then when they chose someone different the whole progress would start all over again until the poles had closed. This way Steph’s parents would hardly ever get to vote which made Steph’s face light up every time they failed to reach the town hall in time. And if they managed to there on time (by a few minutes or so) Steph would always have some devious plan to which mainly always consisted of her taking their identification or if all else failed, Steph would shout out what the voting slip said or make a comment on their choice such as “OH   DAD, WHY DID YOU VOTE TORY…….. AGAIN!!!! IF I WAS YOU I WOULD GO GREEN! MUCH MORE OF A HEALTHY CHOICE, DID YOU KNOW…..”Etc. etc.  She would keep going on about whichever party she favoured until her parents looked like they were going to explode with embarrassment. Luckily for the parents, Steph had got herself banned from many voting stations so had to stay at home in a strop until her parents, deep in conversation about who they voted for. Steph would then pounce as she recited a list of facts about all the parties and why she thought she should make her own party and then children would run the world and adults would be reduced to only doing the boring stuff and be paid with dollops of melted sugar which was actually quite a fair argument. This went on for quite a while until it got too much for Steph’s parents and she was sent to bed. On the way up the stairs she muttered something about when she runs the world, there will be a law that states that if you even consider to a child that they should go to bed let alone send them to bed you will be punished by being beaten by teddy bears for12 hours straight and if you are still alive by then you will be sent to bed. That to was also a reasonable argument.

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iT WouLD bE NicE Of yOu tO ComMEnT bUT YOu doN't hAVe To.

vItAXxXXxxxx

QUEEN!

WOW guess what......... I met the queen to day...... well when I say that I mean that I saw her. She came to visit the Turner Centre (local art gallery) They have an AMAZING car. A Bentley I do believe.  they drove right past me..... and then once again about 2hours later.
It was bloody freezing and my hands when completely white (I'm quite tanned) but it was worth it... I got to miss school, see the queen (and Philip) and get a fun flag to wave.
Here's some pics.

The queen...... In Margate...... *faint*

AND I'M ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT

Ta da (bet you wont click on this)

Well you'll never guess what.......... Ok you probably would but oh well. I now have 20 followers!!!
:D also as a bonus 112 countries have looked at my blog!!!!!!! I know right!!!!!!!
Well yeah I'm also really pleased because I have managed to upload a video to you tube!!!! Yeah I know all you computer bods (defiantly not you oz) think that's nothing your probably say "oh a video to you tube that's nothing, I hacked a secret government website and now terrorists know all about you" bla bla bla......... At least I happy aand haven't caused the death of people. All my video could to is make people happy.......... (It's of
my gerbils) It was supposed to have music but you tube said it was copy righted, so bluh them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh8cmqs3LVs&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh8cmqs3LVs&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh8cmqs3LVs&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh8cmqs3LVs&feature=channel_video_title

yeah...... that's the video but it would be nice if you actually looked at it on you tube and left a comment or liked it or something. See y'all soon

Vitaxx

p.s. you  might have to wait a bit for the video to load/

New Story.

Well..... How are we all? ......... gdgd..... good to see you got that wonky eye checked out..... just kidding        *awkward* so this is my new story, just the beginning of it but you know, there will be more (if I can be bothered)
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There once was a room. And in this room was a chair. And on this chair sat a girl, around the age of 7. Her arms were tied behind her back and a rope coiled round her and the chair. There was no TV, no music, no games, just walls and a 4 foot thick steel door. The girl was looking down. No sound was coming from her, no tears fell. There was no sign of boredom or in fact any emotions. You would of thought she was dead if it was for her torso moving as she breathed.

The door opened. Well it sort of juddered open. The girl looked up. If you had felt any sympathy for this girl it would all disappear when you looked into her eyes. Old eyes. Eyes that have seen too much. Eyes that haunt your nightmares. The rest of her face was distorted as well. Apart from the cute pigtails there was nothing comforting about her. A giant scar ran across her face, cutting through her lips giving her a scary look. As the door “opened” a man stepped in. A tall, bulky, typical American general. Two guards followed behind him, both with typical American guns, pointed straight ahead. They looked nervous; the general on the other hand was completely calm. He knew what he was doing, what he was dealing with. He knew to be careful.

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soooooo what ya think?????? golly johny thats rude, **** to u to.

Thats all folks and remember to set back the clocks and eat plenty of chocolate and scare loads of old people out of their money/sweets on Halloween!!

and I leave u with the happy note of....... *drumrole*

POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vitaxxx

Heaven/Holidays

Right.... Heaven is "Tossing an Ewok in to a lake of liquid methane, on Saturn's moon Titan"
LOL!!!






on another subject..... Monty Python amazing!!!!!!!! Especially Life of Brian!!!!! WATCH!




and another subject.....







YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOO HAPPPYYY!!!! NO MORE SCHOOL 4 A WEEK!!!!!
:)

lol. Obviously it's the "halloween holidays" but still funny as.




HA LOL. I hope that happens to someone and I get it on video.......

HEE HEE















POTATOES!!!!!!!*



Vita xx


*and waffles just that special Ozzy.